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I am an Old Fart
lioness246
Female/United States
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Last Visit: 97 weeks ago
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This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
♥I promise you my heart♥ ♥I promise you my life♥ ♥I promise we'll never be apart♥ ♥I promise not to hurt you♥ ♥I promise to never make you cry♥ ♥I promise to always trust you♥ ♥I promise not to lie♥ ♥I promise you forever♥ ♥I promise you tonight♥ ♥I promise you my respect♥ ♥I promise to do things right♥ ♥I promise to always be there♥ ♥I promise until the end♥ ♥I promise to always love you♥ ♥I promise to be your best friend♥ ♥I promise you my love♥ ♥I promise you my life♥ ♥I promise this forever♥ ♥I promise our friendship is my life♥ ♥your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥ ♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥ ♥your the M to my M,♥ ♥your the POP to my TART,♥ ♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥ ♥your the FRUIT to my LOOP,♥ ♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥ ♥your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,♥ ♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥ but mostly.... ♥your the BEST to my FRIEND♥
♥SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closes FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK 1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS 2-U STILL SUCK 3-U R A GOOD FRIEND 4-U HAVE REALLY GOOD FRIENDSHIPS 5-UR 1 OF THE BEST PEOPLE
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Make sure your wife knows you're talking to the cat begging for food beneath her chair before you say "You know you're already twice as fat as you should be."
Welcome to DA, Mum! I'll be your tourguide this evening.
To reply to this comment, go to the bottom left of it's box, click reply, type and then hit "send".
To add someone to your "watchlist" click their name or icon, to go to their homepage. At the top right, you'll see a link that says "Watch this deviant". Click it, and it will take you to a new page where you can edit the people you're already watching.
If you want to post a comment on a piece of art, or a homepage, got to the bottom of the page, and type in the empty box you find there. when you're done, hit Send. But beware: you CANNOT take back anything you say. and only the owner of the page can hide your comment so that no one else can see it.
If you want to send a "note" or private message to someone, go to their homepage and click the Send a note link, which is directly below the Watch this deviant link.
Well, that's pretty much the basics of DA. If you have any other questions, go ahead and comment on my homepage or send me a note.
-- So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness, Now all we gotta do is get a preacher. He can probably skip the until death part: 'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead. I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring, You can rent me by the hour.
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise we'll never be apart♥
♥I promise not to hurt you♥
♥I promise to never make you cry♥
♥I promise to always trust you♥
♥I promise not to lie♥
♥I promise you forever♥
♥I promise you tonight♥
♥I promise you my respect♥
♥I promise to do things right♥
♥I promise to always be there♥
♥I promise until the end♥
♥I promise to always love you♥
♥I promise to be your best friend♥
♥I promise you my love♥
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise this forever♥
♥I promise our friendship is my life♥
♥your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥
♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥
♥your the M to my M,♥
♥your the POP to my TART,♥
♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥
♥your the FRUIT to my LOOP,♥
♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥
♥your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,♥
♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥
but mostly....
♥your the BEST to my FRIEND♥
♥SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closes FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK
1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS
2-U STILL SUCK
3-U R A GOOD FRIEND
4-U HAVE REALLY GOOD FRIENDSHIPS
5-UR 1 OF THE BEST PEOPLE
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Make sure your wife knows you're talking to the cat begging for food beneath her chair before you say "You know you're already twice as fat as you should be."
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"When I said that I'd hit that...I meant with my car."
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whooooooooosh! i'm the wind, Masa!
Well, that's pretty much the basics of DA. If you have any other questions, go ahead and comment on my homepage or send me a note.
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So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness,
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher.
He can probably skip the until death part:
'Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead.
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring,
You can rent me by the hour.
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